could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there
holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway
for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life